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If you're still in shock after seeing Ingrid Bergman's daughter, the star of David Lynch's Blue Velvet, and classically beautiful Lancôme model Isabella Rossellini cavorting as a snail in heat – you may be glad to hear she's doing it all over again. This time under the sea.

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Yes, that's Isabella Rossellini with a huge whale of an erection. And that's the beauty of Green Porno, a series of tiny little documentaries, penned by and starring by the actress. She isn't afraid to be completely ridiculous.

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For the third season of shorts, she has taken to the seas, and is imagining what it's like to be a mating squid ('I would give the most passionate 20-arm embrace. 20? 18… Two are not arms, if you know what I mean…'), in an anchovy orgy, getting jiggy with a shrimp, and joining an elephant seal harem.

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The little movies are cheeky and endearing, surreal and silly. But they also feature a serious science segment, in which we're told how to stop messing up the lives of the animals we've just met. Yes, this is an environmentalist with a sense of humor.

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Green Porno is available to view on the Sundance Channel. Great educational material, though I'm not sure which age group the films are actually aimed at! RM

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