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Verana Invaded by Busty Blondes

In the interest of the greater good, the Verana staff has learned to
cater to the influx of copious media representatives with our usual
grace and charm. We understand that we are engaged in a symbiotic
relationship with the often demanding and seldom reciprocating press.
They get the royal treatment for free and we get to keep our jobs.
Since
the inauguration of our eighth season in November we have played host
to reps from the Fine Living Channel, Lonely Planet, Travel and
Leisure, just to name a few. Last week we welcomed the cast and crew of
Get Out (DirecTV's HD network), our most trying media encounter to
date.
The show features three beauties that “travel” the world in
search of exotic locations worthy of serving as backgrounds for their
surgically enhanced curves. Squeals, Oh my gawwd!s, and speech
intonation honed at cheerleading camp dominate the dialogue, while
employees and locals provide tidbits about the locale and what is has
to offer.
Filming was restricted to specific times and locations
in order to preserve the Verana vibe and assure that staff would not be
forced to allocate attention between a full house of paying guests and
the dish-network divas. Although restricted to its corner, the stench
of Hollywood values intoxicates even the purest atmospheres. After
three days of listening to talk of star gossip, plastic surgery and
where to find younger and hotter chicks for future seasons of Get Out,
I remembered exactly why I came to live in the jungle.
So we
tolerate sporadic intrusions from the world we came to escape just as
we endure the privations associated with life in the jungle, not for
the alluring stock options or comprehensive 401K plan, believe it or
not, but because we know this place is special and want to share it.
And it looks even lovelier though our own eyes than in high definition!!

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